Bad to Worse

First of all, I had to work at 6:00 A.M. because I couldn't call in or just not show up like I've been doing because I am on thin ice yet again. Then, on my lunch break I wasn't even hungry but I ordered some pita snack thing from Jack in the Box and on the way back to work as I was eating it chipotle sauce spilled out all over my shorts. It was a lot of sauce too, so it was really noticable. I walked into work and made my way to my desk without anyone seeing me then as I turn the corner some fat, nu metal girl in an Invader Zim shirt looks at me then looks directly at the stain and won't look away. At the end of my shift I was going to clock out and this lady is standing in front of the machine you swipe your badge with just looking at the stain...again! That was really embarrassing and awkward. On the plus side, work was really easy, went by quick, and I got free Starbucks because the lady who works there remembered the last time I came in they were out of what I wanted.
After work I kicked it with this girl for a second then I came home and laid down because I was pretty tired. Later that night I got wings with David and Emily. A series of bad events occurred in the 50 minutes we were at Wing Stop. First, they had no bbq sauce so I had to dip my boneless wings in ranch and mild. The mild looked like "Ed's Sauce" from Good Burger though, so I guess that was cool. Then, the three boneless wings I got were way small and the fries sucked so I didn't even eat that much. Wing Stop also was out of Dr. Pepper but root beer was fine. Just when I thought the evening couldn't get any worse David says, "oh shit!" out loud and I turn around.....BAM!....my ex-girlfriend is about a foot away from me walking past out table with the weirdest look ever on her face. She didn't leave either, she sat their with her obnoxious friends and chit chatted for about a half hour then moved the party outside right by the door. So I had to walk past her on the way out.
I was trying not to make it weird or awkward so I didn't say anything or even look at her or her stupid friends (which work at Wing Stop, are way old, have great tattoos, and are REALLY COOL. I'm outside talking to my friends across the parking lot, trying on an Integrity hoodie, when all of sudden I hear my name multiple times in some sarcastic voice. I look over again and they all do a gum check but keep talking loud and obnoxiously, then we left. I just thought it was stupid that here I am trying to not be weird or awkward and I'm succeeding pretty well at it then all of a sudden they start saying my name and acting like five year olds.
It wasn't a very good day, but I guess it could have been worse.