Things I Hate

Although today has been great, a lot of little shit happened that I hate. I decided to make a list so the world can know.

1) People walking slow. Nothing enrages me more than when I'm walking through the mall or anywhere and some slow fucking idiot is right in front of me parallel with their dumb fucking friends or family, taking up the whole aisle or whatever, and not allowing me walk to around them.

2) When people turn out in front of me and make me slow way down. Imagine you're driving along at a nice speed and some fucking idiot pulls out in front of you and causes you to slow way down until they can get up to speed. This shit really pisses me off because I basically have to slam on my brakes just because this retard couldn't wait two seconds to pull out into the road.

3) Wind. Wind is the most annoying thing ever. I absolutlely hate driving in wind and that's all I did today. I hate having to hold the wheel with two hands and being jerked around by goddamn wind. So fucking annoying.

4) When it's night and some giant vehicle is driving behind me shinning their lights in my mirrors. Wow. I cannot think of anything that makes me more beyond mad than this. Fuck trucks, fuck suv's, fuck any vehicle that's bigger than mine that drives behind me at night. This shit is so unbelievably annoying I am getting super mad just thinking about it. Even if I do the flip thing with my rear view mirror it still bugs me that their fucking lights are shinning into my car and making it light. Nothing, nothing is more irritating than this when I'm driving. Unless of course, it's fucking snowing or raining.

5) Cell phone sales people at the mall. These are the worst kind of human on this planet. I hate walking through the mall and having them try to start up stupid conversations with me so they can get me to look at their phones as if I don't have one. I don't stop and chat, I just keep walking, I'm not fucking retarded, but it annoys me that they're even there for me to ignore. Then they get all mad and say something stupid when I don't awknowledge them. My friend Shane and I were walking through the mall once and some bitch asked us, "hey what cell phone's do you boys have?" Obviously, we just kept walking and didn't even look at her. Then I hear, " you don't have to ignore me." Yes we do! That's why you're on this planet to be fucking ignored. No one likes these goddamn cell phone sales people. You'd have to be mentally retarded to stop and talk to them. If they get that offended by people ignoring them they should get another job other than the shittiest job in the world. I wore a Trash Talk shirt today with an upside down peace sign and some stupid sales man was like, "Oh hey bro is that a peace sign?" Shut the fuck up! Quit trying to make small talk with me. 98% of people already have a cell phone, why do these people even exist? They should all be put down.

That's all for now about this.

I saw Observe and Report today, it was great. Everything that comes out of Seth Rogen's mouth is hilarious.